a message to crying babies:
get over it we all have problems
"What do you plan to do with your future?"
- Lily: Sirius promise me you won't swear in front of Harry
- Sirius: Yeah don't worry
- *Sirius babysitting Harry*
- Sirius: Fuck I dropped the pacifier
- Sirius: Oh shit I swore in front of the baby
- Sirius: Fuck I did it again
- Sirius: Shit just stop it
- Sirius: Fuck fuck-
- Sirius: You are never talking with your mother about this
Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby