Monday, October 20, 2014

a message to crying babies:

unp:

get over it we all have problems

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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  • Lily: Sirius promise me you won't swear in front of Harry
  • Sirius: Yeah don't worry
  • *Sirius babysitting Harry*
  • Sirius: Fuck I dropped the pacifier
  • Sirius: Oh shit I swore in front of the baby
  • Sirius: Fuck I did it again
  • Sirius: Shit just stop it
  • Sirius: Fuck fuck-
  • Sirius:
  • Harry:
  • Sirius:
  • Harry:
  • Sirius: You are never talking with your mother about this
sassmaester:

because i know of four students who pulled stunts like this all the time

sassmaester:

because i know of four students who pulled stunts like this all the time

" Think my name’s funny, do you? No need to ask yours. "

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beastlyworlds:

Hermione and Ron, champions of bickering

beastlyworlds:

Hermione and Ron, champions of bickering

greetings-from-paradise:

mirificentia:

WHY DID THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY

THIS MADE MY DAY I AM SMILING SO MUCH

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Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

twerkingderp:

iconic

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